hats. specifically knit caps are annoying.

whenever my people wear them i jump right on and peck and grab the hat with my beak. then i flap and pull it off.

sometimes it takes several tries.

i can’t stand for people to wear hats. i can’t land on them properly and the had gets stuck to my feet. when the people start walking the hat moves around. it’s awful and makes me angry.

birds do not care if you are bald or your head is cold.

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